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Heads up, Emery.

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Throw it high so I have to jump.

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Oh, pits are looking
a little yellow, buddy.

4
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May be time to bleach 'em.

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This is why I can't wear
Eddie's hand-me-downs.

6
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Between the stains and the holes
and the smells?

7
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I need to update my wardrobe.

8
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As someone who's wearing
Eddie's old pants right now...

9
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no way Mom's going to pay for that.

10
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Hey, I'm happy to put another son

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on the payroll at Cattleman's.

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I think the food industry's
more Eddie's thing.

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Oh.

14
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Your brother's all done.

15
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Time for you to get all warm and toasty.

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Yeah, you need to find your own thing.

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Oh, you're on the job hunt?

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I remember being in the hustle.

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But now I'm chilling.

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I got a job, a lady,

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and killer spring break plans
on South Padre Island.

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Still can't believe you got
Mom and Dad to let you do that.

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Honestly, I can't, either.

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But we shook on it,
so the ship has sailed.

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Lawd, the chores I did
to convince you guys.

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I vacuumed, I mopped, I even made a bed.

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It wasn't that hard,
but I'll never do it again.

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Oh, God.

29
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Don't take a picture of me
in Eddie's jeans.

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No.

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It's for Eddie.

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SAT results arrive this week.

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- Already?
- Yes.

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And I'm going
to camera capture your face

35
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when you see your score.

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It'll either be a look of joy

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or a portrait of failure

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they'll put on the back of a milk carton

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when I make you go missing.

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They only do that for the blonde kids.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

42
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? Fresh off the boat ?

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? I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ?

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? If you don't know, homey,
now you know ?

45
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? Fresh off the boat ?

46
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? Homey, you don't know
where I come from ?

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? But I know where I'm goin' ?

48
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? I'm fresh off the boat ?

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Ow! You missed.

50
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Did I?

51
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Guys, I'm gonna need you

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to take it from an eight to a two.

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The answer is six.

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- Good job, Eddie.
- Thanks.

55
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The Florida State Spelling Bee
is around the corner.

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This is my last chance to complete

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the Academic Iron Man.

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When you add the word "academic"
to a sporting event,

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it hurts me deep down in my soul.

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I won the math and science fairs,

61
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but spelling is the final leg.

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I need your help.

63
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It's the only subject
I've gotten a regular A in.

64
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My help? The only spelling
I know is Tori Spelling.

65
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She can't whistle and loves avocados.

66
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Do you remember Simryn Patel?

67
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You went to middle school with her?

68
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She won the bee three years in a row.

69
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That's a spelling-bee turkey.

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Yeah. I remember her.

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Always dancing, kept a clean locker.

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We were lab partners,
and one of us burned down

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the eye-wash station.

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Well, for us spell-nuts,
she's the Q-U-E-E-N.

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Queen. Two for two.

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I need you to introduce me to her

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so I can get some tips.

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No can do. I got big problems
of my own right now.

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My SAT scores are coming
in the mail this week,

80
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and I'm worried about Mom.

81
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Remember what happened
when I got my PSAT scores?

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One minute in the corner
for every point under 1600.

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Mom, come on.

84
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It's the 250th episode
of "The Simpsons."

85
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What if it's their last year?

86
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This is way worse.

87
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I blacked out from nerves
for the first half of the test,

88
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and I'm pretty sure I bombed.

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Mom's gonna cancel South Padre.

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I learned to say "y'all" for nothing.

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Well, if you put in the work

92
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like I am for the spelling bee,

93
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you wouldn't be so worried now.

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He really got the worst of Mom and Dad.

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I'm a dead man.

96
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This is worse than when Grandma
ruined Mom's credit score

97
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by buying all those Madonna bras.

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Mom got so mad, her nose bled.

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From both sides.

100
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How did Grandma come back from that?

101
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She got on Mom's good side

102
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by helping Evan get an A in P.E.

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That's it.

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I bomb the SATs,
but I bail out the golden child.

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Mom forgives me, and I save South Padre.

106
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That's a pretty good plan.

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You go through the pain
to sun your buns,

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- you don't waste it.
- ? Yeah ?

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- Aah!
- You find a job?

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Not yet. I was helping Eddie.

111
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Damn it, I said the wrong brother.

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Ice cream is for closers.

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You want some, go get a job.

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I feel like that's the wrong strategy

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to motivate Emery.

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Just my two cents.

117
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Cheap advice is bad advice.

118
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He's gotten lazy and needs consequences.

119
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Simple.

120
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No, I'm just saying,
if we push too hard,

121
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he'll rush and make a bad choice.

122
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It's Emery. He needs a... gentle touch.

123
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Gentle?
He's a teenager, not a butterfly wing.

124
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Well, he's been weighing
some jobs at the mall

125
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and needs a little time
to decide on the right one.

126
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It's a job at the mall.

127
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What is there to decide?

128
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No matter what job he chooses,

129
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- he's using the bathroom at Nordstrom.
- Trust me.

130
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I know Emery.

131
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Give him some space, and he'll
pick one before we know it.

132
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Last time I trusted you,
we ended up at a tapas restaurant.

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"Shared plates"?

134
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No thank you.

135
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Speaking of plates, when is dinner?

136
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There's my little academic athlete.

137
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You're kicking that dictionary's ass

138
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like an Asian Chuck Norris.

139
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Why didn't you just go with Bruce Lee?

140
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He's already Asian.

141
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Look, I felt bad about earlier,

142
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and of course I'll intro you to Simryn.

143
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Really? Face time with the legend?

144
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Simryn's my girl. The Simster. Sim Dog.

145
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Simmy Simmy Ko Ko Bop.

146
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Wait a sec. What's in it for you?

147
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Other than the satisfaction
of helping out my brother?

148
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Okay, fine.

149
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SAT scores are gonna come in,

150
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and Mom's gonna kick me to the streets.

151
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And eventually, I'm gonna need
a guest house to crash at,

152
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and you're the best bet to have one.

153
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Hmm. That surprisingly tracks.

154
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Okay. Thanks, Eddie.

155
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In South Padre,
a guest house would be a casita.

156
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I'll grab my driving sandals...

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And your foot spray.

158
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...and you go tell Mom
that your loving older brother

159
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is helping you achieve
academic greatness,

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and we're on our way.

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Effulgent!

162
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That means brilliant.
It's from the Latin...

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Not now.

164
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I'll save it for the car.

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- Ice cream?
- Uhp, hands off.

166
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I got Emery looking for jobs

167
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without threatening consequences,

168
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so I earned this double choco mint.

169
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It's just mint.
Eddie already got in there.

170
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He got all the choco? How?

171
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He used your mother's tweezers.

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Oh.

173
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Hey, there, Pretty Woman,
back from the mall?

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Someone must have gotten
his first paycheck.

175
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No. I emptied out
my Christmas gift cards.

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What about finding a new job?

177
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You wanted me to find my
own thing, and I didn't.

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The search continues.

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Oh, look, Louis.

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He's unemployed and happy.

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Emery, you ding-dong.

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Time for consequences.

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Hey! My new clothes!

184
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You want your party dresses back?

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Get a job. By tomorrow.

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He's like a horse,

187
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and I'm the tiny person
riding him to success.

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- Trent, my SAT scores show up yet?
- Negative.

189
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That means no.

190
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But I got eyes on the box.

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- That means mailbox.
- Good.

192
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I need you to buy time

193
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until I help Evan win the spelling bee.

194
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You sure my mom can't see you?

195
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Oh, don't worry. It's impossible.

196
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Oh, I gotta go.

197
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I'm using Trish's cell,
and her boyfriend's calling.

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Hello, Muscles.

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No, I've been thinking
about you all day.

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Oh, stop it.

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Simryn lives here?

202
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? Baby, baby, won't you ?

203
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? Come to me ?

204
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? Show me who you are, baby ?

205
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? I'm craving for you ?

206
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? I'm craving ?

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? I'm missing you like candy ?

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? Missing you like candy ?

209
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Eddie Huang from piccolo class?

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Simryn! 'Sup, girl? It's been forever.

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You're like two feet taller.

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I've been eating.

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It's so cool you live in this motel.

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Do they come in and make your beds?

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No, my family owns it.

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We make the beds.

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Oh, well, at least you have free HBO.

218
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Again, we're not guests
at our own motel.

219
00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:06,216
Oh, I get it.

220
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Like my dad and his restaurant.

221
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Everyone assumes I'm eating
steaks for free every day.

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- You do.
- Yeah, but...

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You're right.

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He always is. This is my brother, Evan.

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I was hoping you could help him
win the spelling bee.

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1998. Diphtheria?

227
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Hidden H after the P.

228
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Mama rolled right through it.

229
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When diphtheria takes down two of
your uncles at a family reunion,

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- you learn to spell it.
- See, Evan?

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You're learning already.
Simryn, can't thank you enough.

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Take as much time as you need.

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A couple days, even.

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I'll be here chilling by the pool,

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- sunning my buns.
- ? Yeah ?

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Sorry. I can't.

237
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I've got work around the motel,

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and I'm going to the Mandy Moore concert

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and I need to perfect my "Candy" dance.

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Getting there.

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- Heh.
- Anyway, good luck at the bee, Evan.

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When in doubt,

243
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imagine the words in their underwear.

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Well, that was cool.

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She's not your friend,

246
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we reminded her of her sick uncles,

247
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and now we're going home.

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Eddie, let's go.

249
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You've already wasted enough
of my spelling time.

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Wait, I think I can still
get Simryn to help us.

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Come on, Eddie.

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I need to get home and hit the dicks!

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Nope. Tried to shorten "dictionary."

254
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Did not work out.

255
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Here we go, Mina.

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Hi.

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No.

258
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We don't need any more magazines.

259
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I'm not getting scammed again.

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I will take two "Rod and Reel"
subscriptions, please.

261
00:08:33,571 --> 00:08:34,671
But that's it.

262
00:08:34,672 --> 00:08:36,540
Mom, Dad, room 16 asked for more soap...

263
00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,742
- Oh, Eddie, you're still here?
- Simryn, please,

264
00:08:38,743 --> 00:08:40,844
you gotta help Evan
study for the spelling bee.

265
00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:43,080
Sorry, I'm just really busy.

266
00:08:43,081 --> 00:08:44,148
Ah. Busy?

267
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,649
Strong words coming from the girl

268
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,950
who takes 15-minute showers.

269
00:08:46,951 --> 00:08:48,218
Strong words from the man

270
00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:50,754
who takes 45 minutes to iron his jeans.

271
00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,055
Sorry about them.

272
00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,656
Simryn, how do you know
these magazine salesmen?

273
00:08:55,657 --> 00:08:56,899
Eddie and I were classmates.

274
00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:57,871
We never dated.

275
00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,663
But your daughter is very beautiful.

276
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,759
A beautiful spelling bee legend.

277
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,266
Yeah, that's actually why we're here.

278
00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:04,768
We need Simryn to help Evan win.

279
00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:06,071
Of course Simryn can help.

280
00:09:06,072 --> 00:09:09,306
I call her "Hamburger"
because she's such a helper.

281
00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:11,949
It's 'cause of Hamburger Helper.

282
00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,110
You know, the...

283
00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:14,720
Yeah, Dad, they know. So embarrassing.

284
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,972
- When I am ever embarrassing?
- Just now?

285
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,188
Yesterday at the market,
when you juggled the lettuce?

286
00:09:19,189 --> 00:09:21,285
Every time the Cleveland Indians
come to town?

287
00:09:21,286 --> 00:09:22,786
Alright, smiles up, Patels.

288
00:09:22,787 --> 00:09:25,089
We're about to get on the Jumbotron.

289
00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:27,590
Now the real Indians are here!

290
00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,112
There is nothing embarrassing
about clever wordplay.

291
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,164
Come on, Hamburger. Help us.

292
00:09:34,165 --> 00:09:35,265
You'll be great.

293
00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,267
You spent weeks studying
for those spelling bees.

294
00:09:37,268 --> 00:09:39,670
Yeah. I-I did.

295
00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:41,138
But the thing is,

296
00:09:41,139 --> 00:09:43,874
I have all these motel chores, so...

297
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,477
- I'll do your chores. Love chores.
- Great.

298
00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:47,337
He loves chores.

299
00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:48,362
You can start tomorrow.

300
00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:49,980
Everybody's happy.

301
00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:51,615
- So happy.
- Cool.

302
00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:57,488
Want to trade shoulder massages?

303
00:09:57,489 --> 00:09:58,655
I do you, you do me?

304
00:09:58,656 --> 00:09:59,990
No, I like my shoulders tight.

305
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,626
Okay.

306
00:10:02,627 --> 00:10:03,827
Guess who got a job

307
00:10:03,828 --> 00:10:06,530
as the newest associate
at Abernathy and Fitz?

308
00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:07,564
Wow.

309
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,932
Isn't that amazing, Louis?

310
00:10:08,933 --> 00:10:10,601
Yeah. You know what's amazing?

311
00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:11,902
The Brazilian rainforest.

312
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,124
We don't even know what's in there.

313
00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,739
Emery, you can have
your party dresses back.

314
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,839
Thanks for the push, Mom.

315
00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,743
Abernathy and Fitz.

316
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,212
Not only did I get Emery to pick a job,

317
00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:24,114
but he picked one at a law firm.

318
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,884
Looks like I earned myself
some ice cream.

319
00:10:29,245 --> 00:10:32,089
You still in for tradesies on massages?

320
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,692
These new bra straps
are killing my shoulders.

321
00:10:35,693 --> 00:10:37,303
No, Ma.

322
00:10:38,196 --> 00:10:39,863
Hello, this is Trish.

323
00:10:39,864 --> 00:10:41,298
- No scores yet?
- Nope.

324
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:44,434
But Brian got his,
and ooh, buddy, it was bad.

325
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,069
Like, single-digit-hundies.

326
00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,738
Oh, God. It's gonna be bad.

327
00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:50,439
I gotta make sure Evan gets all
the training here he can get.

328
00:10:52,911 --> 00:10:55,112
Brobdingnagian.
Please use it in a sentence.

329
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,025
The blue whale is a mammal
of brobdingnagian proportions.

330
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,116
Damn.

331
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,419
This is the biggest washing
machine I've ever used.

332
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,521
The biggest washing machine
I ever used growing up?

333
00:11:04,522 --> 00:11:06,356
The Ganges.

334
00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:08,192
We need a new movie quote.

335
00:11:08,193 --> 00:11:11,128
"Luke... I Am Your Motel."

336
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,629
It's from "Star Wars."

337
00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:14,965
Celerity.

338
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,166
Please use it in a sentence.

339
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,861
Okay. Got to work fast.

340
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,014
Only 10 minutes before
the next guest checks in.

341
00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:22,906
"You know what they call

342
00:11:22,907 --> 00:11:24,575
a Quarter Pounder With Cheese in Paris?

343
00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,143
A Motel With Cheese."

344
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,477
I don't get it.

345
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,746
- It's from "Pulp Fiction."
- Mm.

346
00:11:29,747 --> 00:11:31,381
- You still don't get it, do you?
- No.

347
00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:34,818
Celerity of movement is vital
in the 100-meter dash.

348
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,687
? Who's down with OPP? ?

349
00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,655
? This whole party, break it down ?

350
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,590
I got it.

351
00:11:39,591 --> 00:11:42,125
Wait. Mr. Patel? I'm stuck!

352
00:11:42,126 --> 00:11:43,800
"Austin Powers."

353
00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:45,413
Yeah, baby.

354
00:11:47,131 --> 00:11:50,100
- Pterodactyl.
- P-T-E-R-O...

355
00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:51,401
That was Trent.

356
00:11:52,032 --> 00:11:55,505
My SAT scores came in,
and it's, uh... wow.

357
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,586
Ooh, that's not good.

358
00:11:57,587 --> 00:12:00,656
Hey, man, it's been proven
standardized testing is racist.

359
00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:03,080
Not racist enough. I got a 1500.

360
00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:04,147
Whoa! Congrats!

361
00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:05,215
What?

362
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:06,667
But you said you blacked out.

363
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,518
I guess your boy's just a natural.

364
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,354
Let's steal some of these tasty
pillow mints and head home.

365
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,388
But I'm not done yet.

366
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,118
It doesn't matter anymore. I'm safe.

367
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,925
Plus, you studied a bunch. Let's go.

368
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,893
You're safe?

369
00:12:16,894 --> 00:12:18,562
So, this was all about you.

370
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,230
You never cared about helping me.

371
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,531
I should have known better.

372
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:24,067
I did mean what I said
about the guest house.

373
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,402
Sorry to jump in,

374
00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:27,104
but we don't have pillow mints.

375
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,705
What have you been eating?

376
00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:34,361
I want you to know,

377
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:37,214
when Eddie bombs the SAT
and mysteriously vanishes,

378
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,815
you can have his room.

379
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,317
Mm.

380
00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:41,618
Your law firm is next to the mall?

381
00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:42,586
Law firm?

382
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,454
Abernathy and Fitz is a clothing store.

383
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:45,856
For lawyers?

384
00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:47,924
- No.
- Oh.

385
00:12:47,925 --> 00:12:49,526
Well, not as prestigious,
but still a job.

386
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:51,028
Yeah. Turns out "my thing" was

387
00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:53,163
whatever got me to my
new wardrobe the quickest.

388
00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,864
Let me just get my uniform on.

389
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,302
There. Ready for work.

390
00:12:58,303 --> 00:12:59,587
What is happening?

391
00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:01,838
It's store policy to have
shirtless male greeters.

392
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:03,407
I guess it brings in customers.

393
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:05,008
I get my torso oil today.

394
00:13:05,009 --> 00:13:06,142
Wish me luck.

395
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,916
Oh, God.

396
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,619
I've turned my teenage son
into a stripper.

397
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,020
A male one.

398
00:13:19,657 --> 00:13:21,158
I can't believe you, Eddie.

399
00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:22,626
This is worse than when
Emery stretched out

400
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,861
- my favorite checkered polo.
- Dude, I'm sorry.

401
00:13:24,862 --> 00:13:26,763
Spring break was on the line
and I got carried away,

402
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,832
but if you have more to do, we can stay.

403
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,233
Um, I think he's got it.

404
00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:32,836
Really? I'm ready for the bee?

405
00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:34,338
You think I can win?

406
00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:37,908
Uh, well, there's no guarantees.

407
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,843
But I mastered your
spelling system, right?

408
00:13:39,844 --> 00:13:42,579
Uh... w-well...

409
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,948
t-to be honest,
I don't really have a system.

410
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,451
- I never really studied.
- What?

411
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,586
I said I'd help you to stay
on my parents' good side.

412
00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,855
I mean, the Mandy concert's on the line.

413
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,290
Mandy friggin' Moore.

414
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,725
She cute.

415
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:55,726
If you didn't study,

416
00:13:55,727 --> 00:13:57,394
then how did you win three times?

417
00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,400
I don't know.

418
00:13:58,401 --> 00:14:00,564
I hear a word, close my eyes,

419
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,666
see some colors, and spell it?

420
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,758
Seriously?

421
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,169
So, you black out and get a 1500,

422
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,871
and you're a Mandy-head
with synesthesia?

423
00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:08,984
Synesthesia.

424
00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,374
Purple S, green Y...

425
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,544
Sorry, can't turn it off.
This isn't fair.

426
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:15,946
You're both naturals,

427
00:14:15,947 --> 00:14:17,709
and I'm a sucker
who has to put in the work.

428
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,460
Dude, you're a straight-A student.

429
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:20,520
Who cares?

430
00:14:20,521 --> 00:14:22,486
I care because I have to earn it.

431
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,388
You guys just wake up and it's there.

432
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:26,761
- No effort. Voil�.
- Come on, Evan.

433
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:28,787
I mean, why even bother
with the spelling bee?

434
00:14:28,788 --> 00:14:31,194
Some natural's just gonna
swoop in and beat me anyway.

435
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:32,362
It's pointless.

436
00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:33,581
I quit.

437
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,067
Not to belittle his outrage,

438
00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:39,201
but he is so cute when he storms off.

439
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:47,401
Man, I really messed him up.

440
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:50,118
He didn't even sanitize
the chair before he landed.

441
00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:52,373
Oh, no.

442
00:14:52,374 --> 00:14:54,081
Is your brother crying?

443
00:14:54,082 --> 00:14:55,343
In public?

444
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,844
Don't let him do that in the pool.

445
00:14:56,845 --> 00:14:58,279
It messes up the PH of the water.

446
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,583
He's frustrated I got a 1500
on my SATs without studying.

447
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,518
I take it fitted sheets
weren't on the test.

448
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:07,288
I think he's jealous
'cause I'm a natural.

449
00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:09,590
Man, I don't understand this obsession

450
00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:11,325
with "being a natural."

451
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,380
I mean, it's kind of awesome.

452
00:15:13,381 --> 00:15:14,929
I crushed the SATs.

453
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:17,164
Don't even remember
filling in the ovals.

454
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:17,938
Hmm. Congrats.

455
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,400
You're a natural at something useless

456
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:20,835
that makes no money.

457
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,430
Did you switch bodies with my mom?

458
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:24,338
Look around.

459
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,374
If we hadn't put in the work,

460
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,942
the Magic Motor Inn
would never have made it

461
00:15:27,943 --> 00:15:29,977
to AAA's list of most
affordable motor lodges

462
00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:31,979
off the I-4 in East Orlando.

463
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:34,515
Did you switch bodies with my dad?

464
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,251
The point is...

465
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,979
natural talent only takes you so far.

466
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,388
Key to success... Hard work.

467
00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:43,224
Look at Simryn.

468
00:15:43,225 --> 00:15:45,192
She wouldn't have won
all those spelling bees

469
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,061
if she didn't put in the work.

470
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:49,763
She said she didn't study
for any of those.

471
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,635
You never studied for the spelling bee?

472
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,572
You lied to us
about being at the library.

473
00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,307
No, I was at the library,

474
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,443
reading magazines on microfiche.

475
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,211
Did you know there's a "Vogue"

476
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,368
- for Amish girls?
- What?

477
00:16:05,369 --> 00:16:07,148
The quizzes are great.

478
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,349
You know I'm a sucker

479
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,717
for limited circulation magazines.

480
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,753
Simryn, why would you not just tell us?

481
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,389
I didn't want you to feel like
I didn't earn it.

482
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:18,192
I know how much you value hard work.

483
00:16:18,193 --> 00:16:20,060
We all do.

484
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,228
How many times have you heard

485
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:22,963
how he wouldn't have
gotten out of the village

486
00:16:22,964 --> 00:16:24,899
without pulling himself up
by his bootstraps?

487
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,700
I had to share my bootstraps
with, like, uh...

488
00:16:26,701 --> 00:16:27,501
- All 30 cousins.
- All 30 cousins.

489
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:28,454
Okay, fine.

490
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,690
But we still don't want you
to lie to us.

491
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,073
Yes. I agree with your father.

492
00:16:33,074 --> 00:16:35,242
Unless you're dating
that tall dummy out there.

493
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:36,677
In which case, please lie.

494
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:45,119
Oh, hello, my wife.

495
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,420
I'm not in the mood,

496
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:47,988
and why are there so many?

497
00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:49,256
It's Lactaid.

498
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:50,424
You were right about Emery.

499
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,259
You deserve ice cream,
but not just home ice cream.

500
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,562
The kind high-schoolers
get on an innocent date

501
00:16:54,563 --> 00:16:55,697
before they ravage each other.

502
00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:57,162
It's fine.

503
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,266
Emery working is reward enough.

504
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:02,269
No, I found a new spot
at the mall that's so fancy

505
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,971
they spell "shop" with two Ps and an E.

506
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,840
Shop-puh-pee. Shop-pee.

507
00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:09,643
Shop... Shop-pay... Shop...
Shop-pee-pee... puh-pee.

508
00:17:09,644 --> 00:17:10,883
Shop-puh-pee.

509
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,587
Wandering eyes, Jessica.

510
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:20,955
There a good-looking man over there?

511
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:23,724
Yes.

512
00:17:23,725 --> 00:17:27,027
A good-looking adult man
we definitely don't know.

513
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:29,697
Wow. You're really looking.

514
00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,365
- He must be sexy.
- Oh!

515
00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,666
Thank you for this, Louis.

516
00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,034
Thank you. I've really enjoyed it.

517
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:35,936
Let's go.

518
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:38,372
No, not before I tell you
that you are an amazing mother

519
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,374
and a great role model for our children.

520
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,843
The way you knew Emery
needed consequences...

521
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,577
Mom? Dad? Hey!

522
00:17:46,681 --> 00:17:50,317
Jessica, why am I at the mall
looking at my son's nipples?

523
00:17:56,253 --> 00:17:57,558
Hey, buddy.

524
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:58,726
Pro tip...

525
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:01,262
Bun tans only work
if you pull your shorts down.

526
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:03,764
I'm mad at you... And myself.

527
00:18:03,765 --> 00:18:06,734
I really wish I had sanitized
this chair before I laid down.

528
00:18:07,903 --> 00:18:09,670
I'm sorry if I made you feel
like you're not awesome.

529
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,199
Because there's no one awesomer.

530
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,074
"Awesomer" is not a word.

531
00:18:14,075 --> 00:18:16,010
Or maybe it is. Who knows?

532
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,478
I'm no natural.

533
00:18:17,479 --> 00:18:20,047
Whoa. It looks like you were grilled.

534
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:22,042
Oh, I guess I'm not
a natural tanner, either.

535
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,602
Evan, being a natural doesn't matter.

536
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,421
Really?
Please black out and enlighten me.

537
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:30,524
You have the greatest
natural talent of all...

538
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:31,825
Your work ethic.

539
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,694
That's what makes you so special.

540
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,563
And how is that special?

541
00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,898
Anyone can get lucky every now and then,

542
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:39,366
but your focus will help you succeed

543
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,302
in anything you want.

544
00:18:41,303 --> 00:18:43,704
That's why you got to get
back in that spelling bee

545
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,372
and bring home the Iron Man.

546
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:47,575
Deal.

547
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:50,511
But if you do wind up in my guest house,

548
00:18:50,512 --> 00:18:52,079
I'm not splurging on permits,

549
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,814
so if the plumbing breaks down,

550
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:54,682
you're on your own.

551
00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,145
Better head to the shower.

552
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:01,030
Gonna take extra soap
to get all this oil off.

553
00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:03,490
Uhp, I don't think the Lactaid worked.

554
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:04,692
I got to go, too.

555
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:05,759
Oh, please.

556
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,294
You took a double dose.

557
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:08,429
Why didn't you tell me

558
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,257
Emery's working at
a half-nude clothing outlet?

559
00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:13,610
You knew pushing Emery too hard
would lead to a bad choice.

560
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,035
But you did it anyway,

561
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,370
and now our son is selling his body.

562
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:17,671
Well, just from the waist up.

563
00:19:17,672 --> 00:19:19,625
Fine.

564
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,006
I was wrong.

565
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,877
I just wanted to help him figure it out.

566
00:19:23,878 --> 00:19:25,279
Well, I was wrong, too.

567
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,282
Emery's older now and needs to learn

568
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:29,082
the real world has consequences.

569
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,952
When you think about it,
we were both half-right.

570
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,022
And I admitted it first,
so I was first half-right.

571
00:19:35,023 --> 00:19:36,590
Sure.

572
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,627
Here's a tiffin for your ride home.

573
00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:41,395
Some rice, vegetables, and a samosa

574
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,497
for each one of you.

575
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,199
It's like a triangle hot pocket.

576
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,834
Do you want this nice container back?

577
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,702
'Cause I guarantee
my mom's gonna steal it.

578
00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,051
Smart mom.

579
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,805
Hey, if you guys are available,

580
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:52,973
you should come to the spelling bee.

581
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:54,975
You got it. Bring it in, Evan.

582
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,144
Dad, what are you doing? We don't hug.

583
00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,846
He's frisking him for stolen shampoos.

584
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:01,348
Okay. Have a safe trip, boys.

585
00:20:01,349 --> 00:20:02,516
He's clean.

586
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:03,851
Thank you. It was delicious.

587
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:06,520
Mm.

588
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:21,978
Hello, Evan.

589
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,445
Guetapens.

590
00:20:23,446 --> 00:20:25,453
Please use it in a sentence.

591
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,016
I still can't believe
you haven't told Mom

592
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,435
about your 1500.

593
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,225
- Um, I figured it was Evan's day.
- Oh.

594
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:33,081
That's so nice of you.

595
00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:35,062
Also, I'm saving it just in case

596
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,860
things get out of hand at South Padre.

597
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:41,536
G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S.

598
00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:44,138
- Guetapens.
- That is correct.

599
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,007
Yes, Evan!

600
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,453
Does he get a trophy?

601
00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,039
You get a ribbon and a certificate

602
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,416
that won't fit in a standard frame.

603
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,981
These kids think they're so smart.

604
00:20:53,982 --> 00:20:55,783
Good luck in the apocalypse.

605
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:57,518
They'll be the first ones eaten.

606
00:20:57,519 --> 00:21:03,786
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